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Al And Tipper Gore Divorce

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Al Gore is said to be worth over $100 million from investing in the green and conservation technologies he preaches about to Americans.
But he flies in a fuel sucking private jet, owns several homes, one, a humongous mansion with a heated [...]

Give Washington A Pink Slip!

Washington is broken. Our politicians are owned by Big Business. They serve Big Business.

All but the most rarest and most outstandingly excellent elected officials should be voted out of office after a single term. It is the only way Americans have the slightest hope of reminding our them that we put them in office and [...]

Lady Gaga Flips The Birdie At A Mets Game

Eff you and your double standard!!!!

Let me get this straight. Lady Gaga was thrown out of the Mets locker room for grabbing her boobs and sucking in whiskey, when – on any given day there’s a televised baseball game, the public is exposed, on national network television, to randy team members grabbing their crotches [...]

Explaining The VAT Tax

That VAT tax is a sneaky little thing! When your state charges you a sales tax you see it printed on your receipt. This is essentially a federal sales tax – but one that does not appear on your receipt. This is why a VAT is known as a “politicians favorite tax. It’s also what’s [...]

Mayor Bloomberg. Truly, "A Man Of The People!"

To demonstrate how safe the city has become under his leadership, Billionaire Mayor Bloomberg told reporters, his girlfriend, Diana Taylor, walks the dog at one in the morning.

Are Yo Ever Home Safe?

Well, I won’t deny that Al and Tipper Gore’s divorce surprised and upset me. They seemed to have such a great marriage.
Yesterday, I was talking to a girlfriend who said, “you and Rick have such a wonderful marriage.”
Suddenly I turned into my long-departed Grandmother from Russia:
“P-too, p-too, p-too!” Three quick spits in the eye of the [...]

Sister Margaret McBride. You Got That Right Sister!

This cartoon is dedicated to the brave, wise and compassionate Sister Margaret McBride. Personally, I think the church did her a favor by excommunicating her!

So, the Catholic Church would have preferred two deaths to one, orphaned four children and widowed one husband. Their position is indefensible.

Last November, a 27-year-old woman was admitted to St. Joseph’s [...]

Supremely Silly Speculation

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Elena Kagan is an interesting choice for the Supreme Court.
But all this speculation over whether she’s gay or not is ridiculous!
It has nothing to do with how good a Supreme Court Justice she’ll be.
Next thing you know the Supreme Court will have a “don’t ask, don’t tell policy just like the army.

A CARP About TARP

Those were some snazzy GM commercials trumpeting the repayment of the billions of borrowed TARP money! But GM forgot to mention the fact that they, GM, used more government TARP money to pay back the first round of TARP money. So they must have also funded those snazzy commercials with TARP money. Well, in the spirit [...]