Are Yo Ever Home Safe?

Well, I won’t deny that Al and Tipper Gore’s divorce surprised and upset me. They seemed to have such a great marriage.
Yesterday, I was talking to a girlfriend who said, “you and Rick have such a wonderful marriage.”
Suddenly I turned into my long-departed Grandmother from Russia:
“P-too, p-too, p-too!” Three quick spits in the eye of the [...]